Gauged Buttholes
Answering these now fuck it.
1) Put your iTunes on shuffle. Give me the first 6 songs that pop up.
2) If you could meet anyone on this earth, who would it be? Brandon Dicamillo
3) Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 23, give me line 17. "on the other side of the playground. So since Mr. Brodsky obvi-"
4) What do you think about most? 4Player Podcast
5) What does your latest text message from someone else say? Lol don't have a phone.
6) Do you sleep with ____ or without ______ on? I sleep with my stuffed duck.
7) What's your strangest talent? I can move my ears.
8) Girls.... (finish the sentence); Boys.... (finish the sentence) Girls are bitches. Boys are irrelevant.
9) Ever had a poem or song written about you? HAno
10) When is the last time you played the air guitar? A couple months ago probably.
11) Do you have any strange phobias? I'm basically terrified of any animals.
12) Ever stuck a foreign object up your nose? A pen.
13) What's your religion? I don't really have one.
14) If you are outside, what are you most likely doing? Walking.
15) Do you prefer to be behind the camera or in front of it? Behind.
16) Simple but extremely complex. Favorite band? Periphery.
17) What was the last lie you told? I don't remember.
18) Do you believe in karma? Yes.
19) What does your URL mean? Berries from the vagina.
20) What is your greatest weakness; your greatest strength? Weakness: Finding everything hilarious. Strength: Reading.
21) Who is your celebrity crush? Brandon Dicamillo.
22) Have you ever gone skinny dipping? No.
23) How do you vent your anger? Yelling.
24) Do you have a collection of anything? No.
25) Do you prefer talking on the phone or video chatting online? Video chatting.
26) Are you happy with the person you've become? Yes.
27) What's a sound you hate; sound you love? Hate: Yelling. Love: Periphery.
28) What's your biggest "what if"? What if aliens were on Earth.
29) Do you believe in ghosts? How about aliens? Yes, Yes.
30) Stick your right arm out; what do you touch first? Do the same with your left arm. Right: Laptop. Left: Blanket.
31) Smell the air. What do you smell? Glade Air Freshener because Allie farted.
32) What's the worst place you have ever been to? My old apartment.
33) Choose East Coast or West Coast? East.
34) Most attractive singer of your opposite gender? Spencer Sotelo.
35) To you, what is the meaning of life? 42.
36) Define Art. I don't know how lolol.
37) Do you believe in luck? Yes.
38) What's the weather like right now? Sunny, but wet.
39) What time is it? 12: 06 PM
40) Do you drive? If so, have you ever crashed? No.
41) What was the last book you read? Dreamseller by Brandon Novak.
42) Do you like the smell of gasoline? YES
43) Do you have any nicknames? Boosh.
44) What was the last movie you saw? The Black Swan.
45) What's the worst injury you've ever had? I was running down a hill and I accidentally ran into a pole and it jammed into my ankle.
46) Have you ever caught a butterfly? I'm deathly afraid of butterflies.
47) Do you have any obsessions right now? 4Player Podcast.
48) What's your sexual orientation? Straight.
49) Ever had a rumor spread about you? Lol yes.
50) Do you believe in magic? No.
51) Do you tend to hold grudges against people who have done you wrong? No.
52) What is your astrological sign? Virgo
53) Do you save money or spend it? Save
54) What's the last thing you purchased? Doritos
55) Love or lust? Love
56) In a relationship? looooooooooooooooool no
57) How many relationships have you had? 0
58) Can you touch your nose with your tongue? I almost can.
59) Where were you yesterday? Allie's house.
60) Is there anything pink within 10 feet of you? Allie's blanket.
61) Are you wearing socks right now? Yes.
62) What's your favorite animal? Chinchilla
63) What is your secret weapon to get someone to like you? Nothing.
64) Where is your best friend? Next to me.
65) Spit or swallow?(; SWALLOW
66) What is your heritage? Italian
67) What were you doing last night at 12 AM? Watching The Black Swan
68) What do you think is Satan's last name? Isn't Satan his last name?
69) Be honest. Ever gotten yourself off? No.
70) Are you the kind of friend you would want to have as a friend? Not to be conceited, but definitely.
71) You are walking down the street on your way to work. There is a dog drowning in the canal on the side of the street. Your boss has told you if you are late one more time you get fired. What do you do? Depends if I really need the job or not.
72) You are at the doctor’s office and she has just informed you that you have approximately one month to live. a) Do you tell anyone/everyone you are going to die? b) What do you do with your remaining days? c) Would you be afraid? a) Probably. b) Anything that I've ever wanted to do. c) Yes.
73) You can only have one of these things; trust or love. Trust
74) What's a song that always makes you happy when you hear it? When I Get Home, You're So Dead.
75) What are the last four digits in your cell phone number? Nigga I don't have one.
76) In your opinion, what makes a great relationship? Trust.
77) How can I win your heart? Be funny.
78) Can insanity bring on more creativity? Yes.
79) What is the single best decision you have made in your life so far? I have absolutely no idea.
80) What size shoes do you where? 8
81) What would you want to be written on your tombstone? I hated you all.
82) What is your favorite word? Fuck.
83) Give me the first thing that comes to mind when you hear the word; heart. Love.
84) What is a saying you say a lot? "What are you doing with your life"
85) What's the last song you listened to? Never Let Me Go by Florence + the Machine
86) Basic question; what's your favorite color/colors? Purple
87) What is your current desktop picture? Travis from 4Player Podcast doing sturgeon face with 2 girls.
88) If you could press a button and make anyone in the world instantaneously explode, who would it be? This dumbass bitchy lady on the first floor of my old apartment.
89) What would be a question you'd be afraid to tell the truth on? I don't know.
90) One night you wake up because you heard a noise. You turn on the light to find that you are surrounded by MUMMIES. The mummies aren't really doing anything, they're just standing around your bed. What do you do? Scream.
91) You accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what's even cooler is that they endow you with the super-power of your choice! What is that power? Mind-reading
92) You can re-live any point of time in your life. The time-span can only be a half-hour, though. What half-hour of your past would you like to experience again? When Me, Vinny, Rachel, Tim, and Casey were watching CKY.
93) You can erase any horrible experience from your past. What will it be? Ryan Dunn's death.
94) You have the opportunity to sleep with the music-celebrity of your choice. Who would it be? Deron Miller.
95) You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere. You have to depart right now. Where are you gonna go? Fiji.
96) Do you have any relatives in jail? No.
97) Have you ever thrown up in the car? Probably.
98) Ever been on a plane? No.
99) If the whole world were listening to you right now, what would you say? Can y'all stop being assholes?
100) Give me your top 5 favorite blogs on Tumblr. lipsandtits, hellionsonparade, the-unpopular-opinions, fuckyeahbrandondicamillo, rand0mgifs
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