sisterjudyjudybobudy:

weetbixgod:

hotdadcalendar:

I’m actually concerned for boys who complain about how different girls look without makeup. Like did you think eyeshadow permanently alters a girls eyelid? Are you frightened when people change clothes

Babies have no concept of object permanence

That’s one of the sickest burns I’ve ever read. 

versaceslut:

telapathetic:

this is literally the best argument ive ever read wow


ellie goulding needs to chill

versaceslut:

telapathetic:

this is literally the best argument ive ever read wow

ellie goulding needs to chill

Anaconda
heard: 813,322 / Nicki Minaj
juicyjacqulyn:

porcelain-horse-horselain:

THIS IS LITERALLY A THING THAT HAPPENS
THIS HAS HAPPENED TO ME MORE THAN ONCE THIS SUMMER
I AM NOT JOKING IN THE LEAST

Good

juicyjacqulyn:

porcelain-horse-horselain:

THIS IS LITERALLY A THING THAT HAPPENS

THIS HAS HAPPENED TO ME MORE THAN ONCE THIS SUMMER

I AM NOT JOKING IN THE LEAST

Good

wearys:

so i was wondering what my teachers water bottle said and

tsunflowers:

*touches ground* that feel… there’s no gf here, we have to look elsewhere

dongkey-kong:

*Rests my hands behind my head like i’m walking with my friends in a shonen anime

j5h:

j5h:

my dick is itchy I think i have herpes

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