The day that I run in just a sports bra and spandex is the day that I have conquered all fears
"I can write the saddest poem of all tonight.
I loved her, and sometimes she loved me too."
- Pablo Neruda (via flction)

screamandshout:

when you try to tell a joke but nobody gets it

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silverdreaming:

Sunday nights are the worst you go to bed with that horrifying feeling of impending doom like “I’ve got a whole fucking week ahead

firelorcl:

when you’re a racist, sexist, homophobic straight white boy and everyone calls you out on it

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biscuitgod:

I like to text my mom “help me im in danger” put my phone on vibrate and shove it up my ass

thebuttfuckingbelievers:

alt-j:

caseyaunthony:

i dont get this picture

obviously some sloppy fuck left their orange peels on the ground and Hillary Clinton happened to be skating by and slipped on them. Not to hard to understand. She still smilin doe

Hillary Clinton

thebuttfuckingbelievers:

alt-j:

caseyaunthony:

i dont get this picture

obviously some sloppy fuck left their orange peels on the ground and Hillary Clinton happened to be skating by and slipped on them. Not to hard to understand. She still smilin doe

Hillary Clinton